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God´s Eyes
by HideousGrain
Losing his parent early on, he had to survive in a world he couldn't even see...Blind and left alone, he was seen as a parasite by the social hierarchy of the new ages filled with martial arts and soulbondsForced to mature early his train of thought was different from his peers as he didn´t mind derogatory reviews about him.The day he awoke his soul was the day he cried in desperation while God played tricks with him as his soul-awakening was a blessing in disguise.Nobody would have ever imagine…
Harem King's Collection: Turning Beastkins Into Desperate Wives!
by Ghoulard
[Warning: Mature Content]Chuck was a 20-year-old professional body pillow reviewer who spent his days testing anime waifu pillows for online stores. His life was pathetic, lonely, and consisted mainly of rating the softness of fictional girlfriends.Then truck-kun struck.One evening while walking home from another humiliating day of pillow fondling, Chuck got obliterated by a speeding delivery truck. Instead of meeting his maker, he woke up as a newborn in a parallel world... a very different one…
The General's Daughter Doesn’t Want to Get Married!
by CoffeePrincess
[Participating in WSA 2024]#SYSTEM #GENDERBENDER #CROSSDRESSINGYun Shu crossed over in a game world and became one of the suitors for the General's daughter aka the Female Lead?In this world, the Male Leads are obsessed with the Female Lead, but she has no interest in them whatsoever.To have a safe long life and avoid the bad ending, Yun Shu decided to propose the Female Lead with an assurance of a contract marriage.She also agreed with the conditions in the contract and married her in a moment …
Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
by The sword flies in the stormy rain
This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume...Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.'To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, …
The Rogue System [BL]
by Lullabybao
Zhu Kang, a trafficked soul, was captured by an evil organization and was stripped of his real memories. Unaware of the dangers he worked for this evil corporation as a system. One day, all of a sudden, fifteen men dressed in black started a shoot-out killing all the other systems.In desperation, Kang threw himself into a transmigration device that tossed his soul into a random world."System 202 has escaped.... a-again.....” one of the black-clothed men said. Trembling, he glanced at their team …
Sex With My Boyfriend's Daddy
by Bonnie
I went to a town with my boyfriend to spend my summer vacation, which I found it boring, and full of desperation of my boyfriend, until I met his muscled, gentle and manly father, I fall into the deep abyss of fantastic sex with him, will us be together finally?
Ghoul King's Harem
by Duke_Asmodeus
A goddess decided to doom humanity out of her hatred towards them; her first wave brought the dead back to life. Corpses began roaming the earth as the living dead, able to mutate and grow stronger.Thus the Apocalypse started. As chaos envelopes the continent and the dead walk the earth, a young man desperate for survival abandons his humanity to become a Ghoul.This story is about Alexander Faust and his desperate struggle to fight against the fate and density of a dying world.Driven to the brin…
The Ace Sniper Wife
by Fruit Bottle
She is a legend in the world of mercenaries.She is a myth in the realm of snipers.The queen of mercenaries in her previous life, betrayed by a trusted friend in a crisis, she lost her life.Reincarnated in her present life, she became a newbie lost in the bottom rung, only to rise to glory again!Assigned as a procurement officer? With a heavy burden on her shoulders, she can still take out the elites in a flash!Doubting her shooting skills? With one shot, she can make you pee in your pants!Trappe…
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
Invincible from Seeing the BOSS's Health Bar
by I am also very desperate.
Good news: someone found a sheepskin that emits text when picked up.Bad news: that person is not me.Good news: the old man downstairs can see the death countdown above people's heads.Bad news: the old man is about to die.Good news: the landlord's daughter has been reborn with memories of the future.Bad news: I am still clueless.As reality becomes more bizarre, the game's situation continues to evolve.The 'Seeking Demon' game service begins, and Fang Yu enters the game, only to discover that this…
Bombarding Cultivators with Cluster Artillery
by Desperate Lambs
[Science Eliminates Immortals] Fake Qi Practicing Phase cultivators: Casting fire and water magic, controlling flying swords to decapitate enemies from several tens of steps away, and possessing a shield magic tool for both offense and defense.Real Qi Practicing Phase cultivators: Driving a Type 99 main battle tank, equipped with a 125mm magic tool main gun pulled by Divine Sense, two 12.7mm anti-aircraft and anti-field magic tool machine guns corrected by Divine Sense, nine assorted electromagn…
My Gu Can Cultivate on Their Own
by Furious Pimple
When Fang Yuan was transmigrated into a world where Gu Breeder was the main profession, he found that he was not gifted.Not only that, the Gu in his body could cultivate on their own.[Your Iron Skin Gu has trained profoundly and has achieved the Gold-grade!][Your Bloodthirsty Gu has begun to multiply itself into a swarm of Bloodthirsty Gus!][Your Sunlight Gu has been absorbing the power of the sun for years and has gathered the Truth Flame of the Sun!][Your Drunken Gu has evolved into a Soul-rea…
Super system makes me a trillionaire
by Angels_wings2
Money is everything,I learned that the hard way. Bright John! pay the rent or fuck off" Recently unemployed,Bright lay on bed sighing heavily,yet had to endure the Landlord's abuse . Out of desperation,he clicked on a job search app,but no one wanted this broke man.just as he was about to give up,he spotted an unfamiliar app on his phone, "Trillion subsidies" after clicking on it,he discovered that it was a system that could instantly make him the richest man in the world. Beautiful women, money…
The Pee Pee prophecy
by Chiamaka_Chizzy
This subtitle captures the essence of Kai's journey, hinting at the mysterious energy and the secrets that lie ahead.
A Desperate Man
by Tia Fielding
When they were teenagers, Quinn MacGregor and Aaron Larsen fell in love over the course of one magical summer. It ended in bloodshed and tragedy.<br><br>Now, ten years later, Quinn is back in Spruce Creek, Nevada, to inherit his family’s criminal cartel. His cousin Jimmy has been making friends -- and enemies -- in dangerous places, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy to hand over leadership to Quinn. And Jimmy might not be the only one who wants Quinn out of the way for good, especially if Quinn’s…
Elegant Desperation
by BarelyAnAmateur
Welcome to Elegant Desperation; Beginning in the 21st century 16-year-old Joyce was gifted an ancient book, from her late father. "The Rites of Guardians" has been in their family for generations.Joyce was worthy of something greater than she knew; the protection of modern-day society from the magic wielding members of Imperial China. A duty her father had intended on passing down to her. The book itself teems with the lives of the past Xian family Guardians; ready to aid the newest member. This…
Meeting You Is My Simple Happiness
by Wan Douwei
With her fiancé reneging on their promise to marry, Ye Mu marries a man who is destined to be destitute for three generations in a moment of desperation!But unbeknownst to her... She has married into a prestigious aristocratic family!From then on, Ye Mu’s filming career becomes smooth-sailing; her husband also loves her dearly. Crowned with countless glories, she smiles. “Marrying him was the luckiest thing in my life.” While that man who stands at the top of the world replies, “Being able to ma…